It’s a question as old as sailing itself, but we have yet to find an answer…
Selina and I have just farewelled our beautiful Buizen 40 Eternity and handed her over to her new owner. Even with 2 large horizontal solar panels, she never attracted the attention of seagulls.
But you see, there is a new boat in the bay, our lovely new Hanse 418 called Salty Lady. Now this is a whole new ballgame. Salty Lady has become the party boat for the flock of seagulls, which live in Balmoral, get fat during the day on fish&chips and release their holding tanks at night on our deck and solar panels.
We have never seen anything quite like it!
We started with netting, which is a cheap enough solution, but soon discovered that it could catch on every sharp zipper or wire that exists on a boat. For us netting simply took too long to set up and remove.
We moved on to CDs, suspended all over the boat. People wiser than us said that the birds don’t like their reflective nature, and the wind will blow them, making them quite unattractive to bird life. Right? Wrong!….. at night the wind doesn’t blow and there is no light to reflect off them. The bird poo kept accumulating.
We then moved onto bunting, the type you see on construction sites. Bright orange flags
that flap aggressively in the wind. It was a bit quicker to setup at the end of a sail than the
netting, but still suffered a lack of movement when the wind died down.
A few more hours in consultation with Dr Google yielded owls and snakes as a suggestion. Ok, so we tried that too. We were told that we need to move them around the boat often to give the appearance that the bloody things are actually alive. I think some seagulls have subsequently befriended the owls and the snakes, because they keep coming.
Ok, what next? Oh yes, a solar powered ultrasonic sound emitter, delivered all the way from China thanks to our good friends at Temu. Installed on the bow facing aft. This will irritate the bastards surely?
Selina said, if it emits irritating sounds only a seagull will hear, how will we know if it is working? Well, I have the answer for that. You can download a free sound frequency analyser on your phone which will visually show that the blessed thing is making a sound. And it does, but you know what? The gulls find the music adds to their late-night curry parties.
Come on people, now I throw myself at your mercy and ask what should come next?
How about a kite in the shape of a hawk suspended high above the solar panels? A friend suggested I throw a BBQ chicken on my neighbour’s boat, but I will fear they will visit the other boat to dine, only to finish the evening making a Jason Pollock artwork on Salty Lady.
Aaaaah, the joys of boating
Dallas O’Brien
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